Simeon M.

Simeon "BasedSimeon" M. (26 January 2018 – 22 March 2021) was a Bulgarian Twitter sensation, self-proclaimed "bgtwt higher-up", and poop thief. He is known for his pointless ramblings on Twitter and his superhuman abilities, but his most notable characteristic is his insatiable hunger for human (possibly non-human as well) feces.

His unorthodox fetish had caused him to commit numerous crimes throughout his life. His crimes are not widely known, and have seemingly had no affect on his career as a Twitter star.

Despite his unfortunate death, he is still active on Twitter. His activity consists of regular updates on his day and videogame progress (mainly on the Yakuza series), as well as thoughts and opinions on random things (again, mainly Yakuza)

Childhood (2018)
Simeon was born in 2018, in Lulin, into a family of poop dealers. As a descendant of the poop-trading M. bloodline, Simeon too developed an interest toward poop early in his life. His father taught him the basics of poop trade. His mother taught him how to moan when she enters the room.

Poop needle incident (2018)
In 2018, Simeon fell victim to what would come to be known as the "poop needle incident". He had visited his Romanian friend. There, his friend introduced Simeon to stealing, an act Romanians often commit. Later, as the two were playing, Simeon accidentally got locked up in his friend's bathroom. No one managed to unlock the door and let him free. Simeon not knowing what to do, looked around the room for something to play with. Since he was in a Romanian (gypsy) household, the toilet was left unflushed. He decided to inspect the poop inside, hoping to learn more about the specifics of the poop of other ethnicities. When holding the poop, he found its appearance and smell interesting, and tasted it. At first he hated the taste, but since he had nothing to do he kept eating poop, piece after piece. Eventually, he tried to ingest an oddly hard and sharp piece of poop, resembling a needle. Upon doing so, the poop prickled him, which filled his bloodstream with feces. This lead to a poop addiction, but it also unlocked his time-manipulating and poop-emitting abilities.

Later that day, 25 houses in the neighborhood were broken into and had poop stolen. The local police investigated the peculiar event, but they couldn't track down the perpetrator. It is believed that Simeon, after finally having escaped his friend's bathroom, broke into the houses and used his newly-acquired stealing skills to steal and eat people's poop.

Post-incident (2018 - 2021)
Shortly after the incident, Simeon's powers were acknowledged by the IDPD. He was accepted into the organization and easily worked his way up to a relatively high rank. In 2020, the IDPD found out he illegally owned and traded poop, and fired him a week later. This affected Simeon greatly. His addiction to poop worsened to the point of madness and he no longer found poop jokes funny. Today, he gets furious whenever he hears a poop joke because it triggers his PTSD.

Hepatitis (2021)
Around the beginning of March 2021, Simeon contracted Hepatitis A due to excessive poop consumption. On 22 March 2021, he died tragically of dehydration. A Steam user named "Tachentse" commented on Simeon's Steam profile the following rap: "In memory of Simeon M. He died the way he lived, eating poop, of hepatitis A, poop overdose. [May he rest covered in] light dirt! Let's pray there's no natural fertilizer in the dirt, or he will come back alive!". About an hour later, the comment was deleted by Simeon himself. Despite his passing, his online presence had miraculously managed to stay. He still tweets regularly to this day.

Internet Career
Simeon gained his popularity on the social media platform Twitter. It is unknown when he joined Twitter, because he has switched accounts many times. Despite this, he never lost his following. As of 23 March 2021, he has over 100 followers on the platform.

bgtwt and Trollers of Romania
@simoposting claims to be a bgtwt higher-up. bgtwt refers to Bulgarian Twitter (BG - Bulgaria, twt - Twitter), a community of Bulgarians who spend their time on the platform. The term, however is very vague, and it is unclear what it takes to qualify as a part of bgtwt. What is known is that the entirety of bgtwt has a common enemy - the infamous Romanian terrorist organization "Trollers of Romania". Anyone who identifies as a member of bgtwt must actively harass the trollers, while also keeping the image of bgtwt as superior to TOR. There have been a multitude of internet conflicts between the two communities. They have signed peace treaties multiple times, none of which had a long-lasting effect.

Content
Throughout his time on Twitter, Simeon has discussed many topics. They usually involve his interests during a certain period. In the past, he has tweeted about Mega Man, Puyo Puyo, Danganronpa, Persona, history and politics. He may have died, but his connection to the internet was so strong that his online persona managed to stay alive and active on the internet. He currently posts about his progress and opinions on Yakuza and the When They Cry series. He never forgets to wish his followers a good morning or a good night. Due to the lack of meaningful information in the majority of his tweets, they are generally regarded as unnecessary.

Regarding his fetish
Simeon adamantly denies having a fetish for poop. He tries to suppress any attempts at revealing the truth about him to the public.

Criminal activities
Simeon has committed many crimes throughout his life and even after his death, including:


 * Harassment
 * Burglary
 * Theft
 * Pooping in public places and forcing strangers to poop for him
 * Illegal distribution of poop
 * Murder
 * Genocide
 * Manipulating the space-time continuum and thus breaking the laws of the universe

Abilities
Simeon is also known for his superhuman abilities to manipulate time and produce poop. He developed them after the poop needle incident.

Time manipulation
BasedSimeon possesses the dangerous power to manipulate time. There is currently no scientific explanation behind the phenomenon, but there is proof of its existence. Simeon plays 30 hours of Yakuza a day, a feat impossible by the means of human ability and today's technology. He somehow squeezes 30 hours worth of events into less than 24 hours. He used this power to complete multiple Yakuza games in a single week.

Poop emission
He also possesses the ability to materialize poop out of thin air. Similar to his time manipulation ability, this one also can not be explained by modern science. This power inspired the character Lainoman, from the Lainoman franchise, who uses the same ability to shoot poop as projectiles to damage enemies, or shoot it into his mouth to become stronger.

Influence in media
Simeon has inspired many fictional and non-fictional works, the most popular of them being the Lainoman franchise and Nuclear Throne. Lainoman is a series of action platformer videogames starring Simeon himself as the main character. Nuclear Throne is a rougellike videogame which features the character Lil' Hunter, who was inspired by Simeon's late life. It also features a fictional organization named "Inter Dimensional Police Department" (abbreviated as IDPD), which was inspired by the organization Simeon worked for during his last years.